You know it's not going to be a good day a the mansion when it starts off with a pathetic fallacy...it's raining..not men at the mansion but a series of unfortunate events.
(Budget) Spa date:
I'm not sure how they budget for this show, but some dates have way more of a budget than others.The group spa date, replete with Becca's 'friends' - former bachelorettes are at a 'spa' to help her sort out who will be a good match for her. Becca greets the guys in a white robe and spa slides that look like $1 Walmart slip ons (that I might have bought one year:). The funniest was that everyone was wearing them, it was a great equalizer.
For most of the spa date, I was confused about what happened between Tia and Colton. They both had odd, sheepish grins. I really didn't think anything happened between those two, but it all seemed drawn out. What I found most odd was the 'spa' experience. The women soaked their feet in buckets, did that spa not have foot baths? Between the matching footwear and the foot bucket washing, it seemed like a Soviet style spa experiences.
Jordan massaged Becca's feet and just for funsies- the girls applied nailpolish on the guys. There was no interrogative questions...except for Becca having an conversation with Tia with it ending that Becca loved Tia.
After that , the guys hang with Becca. Jordan says he's a golden retriever in the relationship and Becca keeps a straight face when Jordan says it is hard dating someone with him being a model.
Lol 4000 swipes:) I"m not even sure Becca likes Jordan. Has she kissed him? I don't think so..and she's into kissing everyone...she's test driving everyone..and I think she's like Arie and is a female kissing bandit.
Dave and Jordan swipe jabs. Jordan says God is on his side and ominously says there is some bad karma coming Dave's way. Jordan says that attached to his name is professionality. Is that like Professional + Personality but combined? Reminds me of a nail salon I went to before a friend's wedding that was called Professionail (no N was wasted in building that salon's name...come to think of it, it was way more luxe than Becca's spa day)
Colton says he's her for Becca...aaaand..that' all it takes for her to give him the rose.
1:1 date
Chris kinda reminds me of Ben Stiller...not Zoolander..more something about Mary.
I wouldn't have picked him for a 1:1. He seems full of trepidation. But guess who broke down those walls? Becca?? No "You should have known better" lol...but RICHARD MARX.
I haven't seen that guy since he had hair like Leo.
He's been right here waiting for another appearance.
The date happens at Capitol records where they will write a song for each other..and Richard says" just write what you think and how you feel"...yeah yeah..psychologists say that all the time..easier said than done.
Becca busted a little rhyme.
Chris meanwhile busted his ass, dealt with childhood trauma, whilst sitting on the floor at Capitol records and birthed some verses. Nice job Chris.
BREAKING NEWS....that date was interrupted by a historic handshake between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un...kinda like the Bachelorette...it seemed fabricated and staged in a mansion like background. They shook hands and I think they're in a relationship..
Phew.the show continued..(and maybe Korea will get rid of it's nuclear weapons)...two very important items.
The two sat down to dinner, did not eat, Chris shared. Becca likes that..because she likes honesty and openness...(b/c in case you weren't aware she was blindsided and lied to).
Chris gets the rose for vulnerability (When you go all Brene Brown vulnerable.you really get the prize).
I'm on team vulnerable. I like Chris.
Date's not over...guess who hasn't left..Richard..he's right there waiting again..and he sings "Right here waiting". We got it Richard..you ain't going nowhere. Except for you hair...that shizzle got lopped off in '91 I think.
There was an incident..Dave the chicken fell out of bed and smashed his face. Is this bad karma? Is it because chickens don't fly. An ambulance came to the mansion and took Dave away..and he broke his face and is in ICU..he was well enough to talk to Becca and told her he couldn't wait to see her.
Group date: Ready to
There are some female footballers (American) who put the group date guys through some drills. I"m not sure if they always practice in crop tops and hoop earrings (sigh).
After some drills..guess what? there will be a game for Becca. The Becca Bowl. I think they should have called it the Becca Rosebowl..but noone asked me.
The game ended in a tie..Clay smashed his wrist . Another ambulance..I tell ya.this episode has a lot of injuries...
There is a cocktail party. Blake is starting to unravel because he's not getting time with her. Becca is kissing everyone she talks to. Clay comes back from Emergency...He gets the rose (affixed to he arm sling).
Rose Ceremony time
Becca is wearing a dress that looks like it was on an episode in the early 2000s. Kudos to her for managing to get into and having the mic pack on her butt.
I forgot the guys name who grabbed her and wanted to show her that his skill was in baseball, but then he makes here hit a ball and run on the watered down mansion driveway in heels and a tight dress. I'd be annoyed.but she did it like a boss.
Clay meanwhile is sharing that his wrist needs surgery and that he might need to bounce from the mansion because of his NFL career.
So he takes her aside and tells her..she kinda cries. I think Clay made a good decision. and she walks him out..and watches him walk down the driveway. I"m not sure why because I think all his clothes are upstairs and he needs to pack. The guy injures his wrist and risks his career and there's not black limo to take him. Yeesh..some belt tightening at the mansion...maybe to pay for all these medical bills..medical care is not cheap in the USA.
We have Becca left on the driveway pondering...and no rose ceremony.
I knew the rain was predicting an unlucky episode...
Until next week's rose ceremony....I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!
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