The show is BAAAACCCCKKK
I think Ari had a nap..and now Bachelor's back alright!!!
Chris walks into the Bachelor mansion to announce..they are going AROUND THE WORLD....the girls are vibrating with excitement!!!
First stop...NEVADA.
Whah?
Oh right..this from the country that hosts the 'World Series'.
The girls are sooo pumped to leave the mansion..They leave the mansion with their arms flailing around in the air.
They get Lake Tahoe..to a hotel with lots of taxidermy. Kendall is pumped. Arie meanwhile is interested in the stuff on the inside.
The first 1:1 is with Siene who is so gorgeous.- and looked so fabulous in her white t-shirt. They parasail. Arie nervously laughs. Then they sit and sip champagne by the lake..and we get to see Arie's underwear.Then the go to dinner and have a conversation that's as hot as a job interview. They have multiple exchange about how happy one another is there. Siene is lukewarm on relationships...because her parents fought and she never grew up watching love stories with black women. Really..you're Yale-educated and you're bummed that you didn't see any Disney movies with black princesses.
Arie hopes that he can change her mind and that this is the beginning of their love story. She gets the rose...AND then there's a concert by LANCO..yup..you read right. I don't have a clue either.
I'm not sure what Arie was doing..but he was hip to the hopping a bit. Like a 2-step with a glide. Siene did dip nicely...she looks like she can do some serious back bends.
Group date: piss and
Maybe the Bachelor group date writers took a siesta and let the interns write this date.
Ari takes the girls for some survival lessons.where they had to pee in a water bottle then drink it. they successfully peed in their bottles and then Ari was going to drink it..which he did...and then another girl I think it was Tia...was ready to take a wee sip of pee..when Ari stopped her..and said he was driving apple juice.
All this is gross...and I didn't see much hand washing.but they did dig in the dirt and a few of them ate worms. So much bacteria on this date.
The grossest is that Kendall took him saide and they kissed with their wormy/E. coli breath.
Off they go in groups in 3 groups to find the hide-out. Where there is a hot tub. Hopefully some of that hot water killed some bacteria on their hands.
Krystal is starting to crack --anytime a woman spends her camera time talking about other women...she's getting close to a a breaking point.
Tia takes Arie aside..and pulls a Krystal move..cries to Arie..tells him this is difficult..but then snaps out of sadness to tell him she's attracted to him..and POOF she gets the rose.
oh...let's take a moment to wish that Maquel's grandpa rests in peace.
Maquel peaces out to go to the funeral. Nicely done Maquel.
And the person I'm most fascinated by is....
BECCA
she gets a one on one...I haven't cringed yet in any of the interactions.Likely because she doesn't care that much.which is awesome.They ride horses, hot tub then not eat dinner. Because Arie has a lot to swallow...the fact that Becca is 22. Weirdly- he states "I need a wife". Really Arie? That was a bit cringe-y..to be so needy. Arie looks super conflicted...I noticed that Becca just deflects most of his questions back to him and what he wants...so much so that she even says "why don't you just dump me and pick someone you can have a guarantee with". He admits he thought of that...But she still gets the rose..Is 14 years too big a gap...Dear 8 faithful Bachelor blog readers..do let me know.
Arie says he's boring now ..and likes to get up with the sun...Becca says she gets up early to go rock climbing. And Becca's family tends to marry early...That sold him on taking a chance on Becca.
Arie is crystal (Krystal?) clear on his choices. He don't need no cocktail party..hmm maybe it's getting late and he wants to get to bed.
He sends Caroline and Brittany home.
Did Krystal's breathy chat pre-rose sway him? We'll never know.
Will Siene become a princess in her own story? Will Ari keep Becca ? will Marik keep getting glam shamed? Will Krystal shatter? Will Kendall keep her poised/quirky exterior and will she bring one of her animals on a date? Will Arie get enough sleep...
Until next week...
I LOVE THIS SHOW.......(and I've always been PRO GLAM)
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