O is the shape my mouth makes when I yawn.
Did this show feel sooo long. I have feeling this is going to be a short report.
O is also the reason why this felt so tedious. Olivia's soliloquy's were totally overdone. You know, she confirms my bias about people who boast too much...they typically are overcompensating.
First date:
Jo-Jo. That is the only time I heard that name since Kci and Jo-Jo.
Jo-Jo is super cute. And she had a fab top on . But how did that top stay together? How was it attached to her body? Especially with the helicopter windstorm..i thought that was going to be like the iconic Marilyn Monroe caught in a windstorm..but seriously..that top stayed put. Quite a helicopter windstorm and some collateral damage..I bet if Jubillee was in her place , she would have had the situation neutralized. But Jo-Jo took the opportunity and Ben and her issed by the overturned table. Romance in adversity. They've got a chance. They had a flight..sat in a hotel..he played suggestively with her bracelet. What was the story with the her ex. "There were other people in the relationship" Huh? Intrusive family? Another girlfriend? what? But that was all of 5 months ago..so she's ready...the date concludes with fireworks show..and the girls back at the Aria hotel were jealous. She got the rose.
Group date: (lack of) Talent show
You know..I wonder what talent I would have pulled out if I was in that situation. Hmm. Croatian dancing.mmm. no. Trombone playing? no. Maybe a killer polka. Kinda hard to polka alone. I can kill it as a wedding emcee...but beside that..I'm not sure what I would do.
The twins did an amazing performance. Impressive that Jubilee could play the cello. I think they won. Olivia's performance was awkward to watch. The ensuing panic attack seemed like a " things didn't go right, so I want some attention and sympathy".
Cocktail party..
I just forgot who was wearing the pantsuit-but that pantsuit was on point!
What is a sex panther?..i mean besides Cailla. and the cologne from Anchorman What did Ben mean exactly. Oh he meant a tigress. Right... (?????)
Olivia made an attempt to apologize to Ben. Eek. She's just not herself. I'm not sure what her self is...but there is so much artiface.
Speaking of artifact...does Ben like one of them..he seems to be kissing everyone..well except for Amber..because she's never around...
Lauren B gets the rose.
Becca
She gets a 1:1. I like Becca. She just seems pretty chill. Clearly she has a lot of patience:)
She gets a wedding dress...isn't that supposed to be some kind of bad luck. Not the getting married part..but putting a dress on when you aren't getting married. Dunno...I heard that somewhere..so it must be true.
They go to a chapel and marry people. Kinda awkward..but hopefully the couples didn't have to pay for their weddings since they sold a special moment for a minute of fame on a reality show . Nice to see Becca changed into a less wedding-y dress. Ben looked great in his unbuttoned shirt.
They move to a creepy place with refurbished neon signs. Ben grills her about what it's be like to stay a virgin. She seems unaffected. Nice. From that Ben concludes that she is committed to her virginity, she is good at other commitments. They make vows to each other.
Twin on 1 I mean Two on 1 date
This might win for the weirdest date in history. Sisters and he takes them home to their mom. So so weird, so so wrong. Speaking of distressing, let's talk about the mom's jeans. There was more distressing in her jeans that the drama of picking between the twins. Ben visits each twin's room to add extra weirdness..but Haley still has her ex in a frame. Haley seemed to have a lot of bras at home.seriously...i'm sure she brought 20 to the mansion..but she has that many left over.Whoa. Emily didn't need to throw Haley under the limo..I think the framed ex photo did Haley in. Regardless, Emily and Ben are laying in Emily's room and Emily tells him that he she is more into this than Haley.
The piece-de-resistance was Ben breaking up with one of the daughters in front of the mom. Oddly, he did it with finesse.
Emily takes the limo back.
Rose Ceremony
Olivia does a last ditch plea. Ben kisses a lot of girls.
And he kicks off Rachel and Amber.
Rachel will go back to being unemployed. Amber.well...i'm not sure if she's left the pool lounge chair.
those tears..are not for Ben...it's taking stuff personally...
WEll...the show drew to a dramatic clOse..and until next week..
I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
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