It starts with the cocktail party...where everyone is shocked that Nick had sex with Liz. What is so shocking? What if the sentence was truncated at sex. Would it still be shocking. I thought that it was shocking not his show when there are virgins...but one woman goes on to say it's surprising that it happened before the FOD..but then it would be okay with you if you were on an FOD.
They need to save that drama for the llama. Wait..there's more..Corinne happens to have a trenchcoar and a aerosol container of
Nick has enough wherewithal to refuse her advances not before a few hundred calories worth of whipped cream. You know what else looked whipped...Nick's hair? It had so much pouffy volume.
Corinne is upset that she is rejected...and goes from being sure she was going give him a sexy surprise to turning into a blubbering mess because he rejected her.
After people finished talking about how blinded sided they were..there was a cocktail party..but Corinne took a snooze. I get it..those parties (and rejection) are exhausting.
Rose Ceremony
some girls go home..i don't even know their name.
Backstreet (keeps coming) Back....alright.
Oh my gawd, they're back again.
The group date is EVERYBODY. The BSB come to the mansion to explain that the group date will be back up dancers...because..they are doing a residency in LV and they need to practice.
BSB still's got it....but you know who doesn't .Corinne...she is not feeling confident about her dancing. Nick also cannot dance, but what does he care..everyone is literally dancing around him all the time.
The girls practice..and Danielle is the winner..and Danielle and Nick are serenaded in front of 500 (?) it looked like 150..people. and they kiss. I would never "Want it That Way".
Zero G
Vanessa...the pretty Montrealer gets the date!! I don't get how this all works but they get weightless on a plane..but how did people film them..and good thing it was in slow motion...it seems pretty awkward even in slow mo.
Vanessa vomitted...Nick stroked her foot.? Is there some meridian that connects from your food to stomach...the then stroked her back. Well at least he didn't look grossed out. One of the crew had gum to give her because he kissed her.
To finish off this nauseating date he takes her to the tallest building..where she drank water and got super serious....Nick was feeling' her...not in a Corinne kind of way..and the Canadian gets the rose.
Nick-athalon
There are only 3 events and a bonus one for the top performers. In case anyone forgot the prize is Nick.
Someone bring out the team psychologist because Dominque is not dominating in the head game department. She kept talking about getting out of her head..but that's where she stayed..and in her head she was in last place. Gurrrrl you needed a pep talk.
I can't even get into the Nick events..but the final one was a sprint and the winner who crossed the line and brought the ring to Nick got to spend time with him in the hot tub on the track field. Astrid won..kinda by cheating...but nothing was holding her (or her boobs) back. She slipped into the hot tub for 1:1 time.
They all head to Big Daddy's for drinks...Nick takes Astrid aside..and this propels Dominique to head to the bathroom so she could not hide from the cameras but at least cry in a bathroom. Rachel tells her to get out of her head...then Rachel heads to spend some couch/smooch time with Nick.
Rachel is so pretty. Dominque is shattered...and then she goes to talk to Nick..to be straight 100 with him and tell him how he messed up and wasn't attentive enough. He listened attentively and let her go.
Rachel gets the group rose.
No cocktail party...pool party.
Can I just take a minute to say that everyone looks amazing in their bikinis?
All women throw themselves at him...Corinne throws herself on top of him in bouncy castle that she rented for her and Nick. Nick likes that she is playful...becuase he wants his wife to be playful. Speaking of, Vanessa wants to see if Nick is just being a playah.
and even though Vanessa has a rose..she don't have time for this behavour. You go Vanessa!!!!
Until next week,
I LOVE THIS SHOW.
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