It's been two weeks since the last bachelorette.and the episode was all messed. The last episode didn't have the aerial shot of the champagne glasses clinking and toasting to the next location 'she' planned for everyone.
It started in Nemacolina Pennyvania (whah, where?) at night and a steamy front door with Chad ominously running his hands down it. He must of followed the
Chad kinda confronts the guys about what happened on the disastrous 2:1..and he starts laying blame..and says his only choice is to get physical...but he does not...hmm. His pool of amino acids is likely low..because he's been wandering the woods where is only readily available food stuff was berries...he probably was avoiding the carbs. Evan has the nerve to ask if Chad has his wallet because he wants payment for his shirt..his shirt was likely the same cost as the whey protein isolate that the guys carelessly tossed into the air.
Evan. is. so annoying.
Chad leaves, unfueled, maybe a bit from anger..and walks into the woods..I didn't see any type of transport to shuttle him away. All that cardio is going to wreck his gainz.
The men that are left happen to have cupcake cake and cheer that Alex slayed a dragon..and that he's America's hero. I would disagree. I"m not sure if I find Alex or Evan more annoying.
At the cocktail party..Jo Jo arrives in a sparkly oddly patterned sequined dress. Most of her wardrobe is on point..especially her date outfits..but wasn't a fan of the sparkly dress..and I think her make-up artist hits the bronzer hard..and what the flutter is going on with those eyelashes. There is no space between the lashes. It's a solid dense line of lashes.
But at the cocktail party Chase secured some balls (there needs to be a lot more of that in the house)..but these were bouncy balls that they were playful in. Robby wore loafers with his suit..and he took her near the fountain and kissed her. The guys get jealous..the mood is shifting..Chad is no longer the villain..so they slowly start to pick each other apart.
James wrote a poem..but spared money to put it on a decent piece of stationary.
At the rose ceremony..
James and Daniel are cut. I'm SO HAPPY VINNY STAYED...(and for some reason Wells is getting cuter by the second)
James makes a gracious exit...he seems lovely..but he could have used a stylist.
And Daniel could use a word stylist.I loved his quote "She must be going for personality, because look at the bodies of Wells and Evan"..ahahaha..i liked that he thought he was giving himself a compliment but ended up insulting himself...that guy...should read a book and stop talking.
And the men are off..to..where the rich play...to Uruguay!!!???
(is it really..or is that what the Uruguay tourist board says??)
The good news in Uruguay is that James' eye seems to be healing nicely.
Wells got cuter on the plane ride over.
Jordan gets a first date. The see seals, hang out in a yacht..both looking amazingly buff, jump in the water..go to dinner where she lightly grills Jordan about an ex girlfriend. Basically she wanted to reassure herself that he's not a playah. Well...we know he's not an NFL player..but a playah. He tells her he's not, and quotes his pastor..and she believes him and quickly affixes a rose to his lapel. They dance in the streets. Let's just talk about underwear for a second...was she not wearing any..like she had no lines in that white dress. She looked amazing in that dress..hmmm.wonder if she picked a white dress with Jordan because she wants to send him a subtlenotsubtle message
Back at the house..Vinny was giving the guy haircuts. I love Vinny. They read some magazine about Jo Jo being in love with her ex. They seem to believe it.
When Jo Jo is back from her seamless date, the producer tells here they need to address the magazine. She cries, head to the guys' room and reassures them she is here for ................. you got it..the RIGHT REASONS. And she cares for all the guys..a lot..except for the 3 that will be going home in a bit.
Then they all are supportive of her and don't believe the magazine. .
Group date: Sand surfing and party
Wells, still adorable, doesn't get time with Jo Jo. James tries valiantly to surf. Evan's nose doesn't bleed. Alex does a back flip which impresses Jo Jo. I think Jo Jo likes when guys do back flips for her:)
At the after surf party..Derek opens up and tells her he has felt distant and a bit jealous. He gets the rose..and Alex gets his knickers in a knot...and proceeds to pester Derek about it. Alex is like a little bully..and he called Derek a little b#@$h. Twice. Who is the bully now?
Robby....gettin' real
Robby seemed a bit milque toast for me..well..until he started to get all vulnerable. They had a date..where once again her outfit was perfectly curated for the date..slightly nautical, casual, comfortable..and she happened to have her bathing suit on underneath. They jump off a cliff into water. That means something in Bachelorandia..it means that if you do some scary thing on a date, you can overcome life's obstacles together. They jumped off a super high cliff..Jo Jo felt secure with him because he's an Olympic swimmer. I'm not sure how that qualifies him to be a cliff diver. But the survived..and made it to dinner. Robby shared that he realized life is short...and he told her that he loved her...They walk outside..and fireworks.
Chris announces he has her mind made up..no ceremony. Guys are worried. Especially Alex.
Jo Jo killed it in her green dress. She looked amazing.
She lets Grant, Evan and..sniff Vinny go.
Grant was upset..Evan..took it personally. He thought he needed more time..no..that's not it unfortunately.
Let's take a moment for Vinny. He's funny, stylish..AND he cut the guy's hair. I liked Vinny..he was sad..he thought their feelings for each other were real.
I'm so sorry to see Vinny go.
Thankfully..i don't have to wait two weeks to watch again!! Back on schedule.and i think the rose ceremonies will be in their rightful place..at then end of this show.
Until next week.. I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
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