Yoga Date:
Jo-Jo and Chase have a date. Can we just take minute to give it up for how amazing they both look in their yoga wear. I think it was in a hot yoga studio..and they both looked amazing sweaty. Jo-Jo's pony tail was extra perky. I think I saw a FB post on how to make that happen. All i know is my gym hair never looks that good. Props Jo-Jo and to your stylist.
But back to the yoga pose where Jo Jo aptly states she mounts and straddles Chase. I'm not sure if it was that or the locked gaze (I did listen to a podcast once about a guy who started a dating thing where people stare into each other 's eyes) but they kiss..and were did the instructors go?
They change, freshen up and head to a vineyard. Chase asks her how she can remember the moment going forward. Awww sweet. Chase opens up..that he values marriage..he consider's it a 'one and done' ..hmm..I think of cream eyeshadow as a one and done type of thing.
Oh and it wouldn't be a Bachelorette.if there wasn't a private concert. I'm not sure if Chase can't dance of if he just wanted to make out with Jo Jo....he's feeling the feels and feeling the bachelorette...
Love has not secrets - group date
Umm..well that was the name of the group date..a bit of a misnomer..The group date has the guys doing stand up comedy / recounting a sexual encounter. Umm..i'm on team Chad on this...unnecessary to be so revealing. Chad was already feeling test-y....like annoyed that he was on a group date..but then got extra testy when he was accused of taking steroids, by Evan. No need for Chad to rip Evan's shirt..but Chad likely has good grip strength (given all the curls and presses and lifting we've seen on the show) and Evan's shirt got in the way.
Vinny doesn't get a lot of air time.but I think I like him..as well as the boxing guy...and props to the boxing guy for keeping he nose out of the fray in the house and among the guys and he's the one with the most fighting experience.
Nick and Evan are getting so annoying with the anti-Chad rhetoric..for some reason I expected more from a marine..more mental toughness.Evan gives Jo Jo an ultimatum...I knew I'd be annoyed by Evan but to have her make the decision instead of him..ugh..oh..and his jeans.at the show..I know ripped denim at the knee is a thing now..but didn't his seem extra super ripped/gaping hole? Dunno.would love your feedback.
Jo Jo gives Evan the rose...and I laughed when Chad looks at he quizzically..and then says "you're really vibing this guy"...i thought the same thing. I don't think Chad's an angel..and him punching the door was dumb..but i agree with him a lot. Way too much tension and flared tempers on that date. Good thing they had the comforting ride in the paddy wagon the way back..what was that vehicle? Looks like they were being transported to jail. Well..the bachelor mansion kinds is like being in jail. But I do think that jails have better gyms.
Will it heat up with James
Chase gets a hot yoga class and straddling and James gets a swing dance class .. Will this work for James? James and Jo Jo get a lesson in what looks like a complicated swing dance lesson..then they head out doors..private concert.NO! Maniacal swing dancing. James happily obliges and they free-style.then Jo Jo drives them to a cliff where they have some type of beverage in matching insulated containers (this blog is brand-free:) and the chat. James divulges that he was bullied when he was younger..because of his thin neck...what did they call him."stick neck"..Hey James what is the one word you can think of that rhymes with Karol (okay feral does but elementary kids typically don't know that word..but barrel..so i'm feeling your pain about name calling)...I wonder if James gets grade school flashbacks from all the bullying that goes on in the house..maybe that's why he wants to have sing alongs in the house.
He continues to say that he feels like women wouldn't be interested in him and he feels like he self destructs..I'm not sure if Jo Jo then gave him the rose out of sympathy...BUT he brought his guitar..and sang her a song..and she was feeling the feels..then they kissed. A lot. Good job James. I think James is falling in love with himself and Jo Jo.
Back at the
So worst/funniest comment of the night came from
Speaking of standing on guard for thee...security has now been called in to keep watch over the house because the guys think that Chad's fromage is going to slip off his craquelin and that he will attack. Really? This whole thing is taped and there are people all over the place...
Evan..(i'm actually annoyed typing his name)..follows Chris after Chris announced no cocktail party but a pool party..and says that something needs to be done about Chad because of his deMEANor and threats of violence. Chris goes back in the house and talks to Chad. Chris is the consummate host ..and tells Chad what he has heard...and doesn't take sides..instead offers to Chris to come up with a solution that will be well received. Hmmm..I wonder how Chris will interpret that...well for that we have to wait until tomorrow..
Until then....I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!
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