Monday, July 1, 2013

Mucho ruido y pocas nueces (Much ado about nothing)

Ya-a-a-wwwn.

99% of that episode was the most boring episode. ever.

They are in Spain. Yesss!
The backdrop is gorgeous, the conversations are dry. Arguments are circular.
This episode was again about James and what he supposedly said to Mikey in the back of a car- the size of James apparently.

Noone would drop it.

Drew
Drew gets a one on one. Drew is falling hard for Des. At dinner, he grabs her and they run down a cobblestone street to 'escape' the camera. I would think the camera operators could catch up to them since Des is wearing 4 inch heels. Glad she didn't sprain an ankle..and he kisses her so 'passionately'.
What was with the dash? I'm pretty sure he signed a waiver allowing everything he said or did to be filmed. Drew is dud...he's a bit like 'guard and protect' Kasey...and he is laser focused on Des..and tells us all repeatedly. Drew also dips a bit too heavily into Dippity-do. His hair looks pretty flammable.
After Drew gets the rose he tells Des about James..Des is sad.

Group date..
Soccer game...You'd think Juan Paulo would be in his element..he was rocking the skin tight jersey and doing some fancy footwork. James however stood like a post in net..and expended likely less than 5 calories that whole game. James seems more like a weights guy than a cardio guy. He strikes me as someone who consumes a lot of chicken breasts and protein powder as mainstays in his diet.
Des and the girls win.

there is more conversation about what James said in the limo. (yawwwwwwwwn)

Zak
Zak the great kisser gets the one on one...they go draw some models. They then draw eachother and Zak does a funny drawing of her....a caricature of her that looks like it would appear in a horror film. Then Zak poses..likely to show is abs..they were lovely...I'm sure he could catch rainwater in them if he was lying down on a rainy day. Nice job Zak.
They go to dinner, in a cavernous restaurant..and they kiss in a dark hallway...but they didn't run away from the camera.

Des confronts James..in a prolonged discussion..James manages to talk about how this affects him. He's emotionally insolvent. Des still listens to his ramblings...She still doesn't send him home. Must have been that one tear he shed.



Here is where I think this show must have some effect on the psyche of those who are more emotionally vulnerable . There is some serious Bachelor groupthink that happens....and it is some weird Bachelor sociological phenonmena that the majority determines are the 'right reasons' to be there. You have to be there for the right reasons, be friendly with the others who are vying for the same 'prize' true love. Anyone that lives outside those rules is ostracized and reported on.

Yes James is a meathead, but do all of these guys have 100%  pure intentions going on the show? No!
So many of them say "i started on this thinking it would be fun, but then it got serious". James looked like he was lying...but if Des can't tell that by his lack of eye contact, she has judgment issues.

Des confronts James again...still doesn't send him home

Cocktail party cancelled!
Des sees the light and sends James packing...along with JP..this time even Juan Paulo even shed a tear.

Just when I thought all the drama was over..it looks like next week will be the most dramatic show ever!!

Until next week..
Me encanta este programa!!!

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