Monday, July 22, 2013

MTA

Men Tell All...the least favourite show of the season.
It is a show that could be 30 minutes. This is the show to watch if you want to re-capture any moment.
One thing this show likes to recapture are previous 'successful' bachelor couples..or even previous popular contestants.
Trista was there...wow..they get their money's worth from her. She's like the matriarch of the franchise..so much so that she deems who is 'deserving' of happiness. Sigh. Trista is tiresome. Ali, Emily and the also tiresome Ashley was there. Molly and Jason also show up to Bachelorette viewing parties...All I can think of is, do people dress up to watch the show. Not me..particularly this episode..i actually folded laundry, exfoliated and had a mud mask on for a good part of the show. There was not too much glamour going on in my condo watching the show.  But I did get my laundry folded.

I watched Men Tell All..mainly to see if Zak was okay.

Men telling all is really a misnomer. It really was a recapitulation, combined with video flashbacks.
Juan Pablo was lovely and a fan favourite. I doubt he'll be the next bachelor...but he is adorable and I love how committed he is to his daughter.

James and Mikey are two peas in large bods....they look and act all puffed up. James interview was not illuminating at all..likely because he's not very bright. Mikey came close to punching out Kasey. Kasey did a great job of structuring his arguments. The thing I find funny about James and Mikey's conversations about women back in Chicago...is that they keep talking about tall and wealthy women...kinda gives me the  impression that they are both gold diggers. Ewww..those two are so distasteful.

Speaking of which, Ben also leaves a bad taste in my mouth. He speaks of his aggression in pursuing someone...sounds very unromantic and very much like a game...and you guessed it ..'not for the right reasons'. And did Ben's baby mommy really find Dan in Vegas and  talk smack about Ben? Who knows..and really..who cares??

Whoa Zack. That guy is heavy duty...and actually comes across as a bit desperate...did he seem sad or dare I say a bit pathetic? And how did Chris get Des' diary that Zak bought for her? And then Chris read Zak's poem that was written in invisible ink? Seriously? This sounds so adolescent. Well..why write it in invisible ink, when it is going to be read on international television. Super odd.
Zak tells us he's 31...and he's a bit late to the dating party...and he doesn't want to see like the one off creepy guy...Well he does come off super strong..and he had to have a strong finish...and decided to end with a song that he wrote. And of course her performed it. Zak really is too much. I can't tell if Zak is sad for Des or sad for himself...not sure.

But what..what is it I hear...The most dramatic season ending ever? Chris Harrison says it is the most dramatic..and he guarantees it.
It seems like Des will go home empty handed. Literally.
Until next week
I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!




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