Monday, July 16, 2012

Men shouldn't tell all

Here's an idea.
Next season, if your time is tight, find out when men or women tell all is- and watch that episode. That will fill you in completely and captures the embarassing, sweet, dumb, dumb-a$#, insulting and romantic highlights of all the show.

So. Many. Repeats.

Even a PVRd version (thanks Michelle!) was a bit too long.

Chris continues to exceed expectations as a host. He is funny, appropriately irreverant and remains likeable.

So as one of the bachelors said-the man claws are out.

You know, male or female, griping, whining and complaining is highly unappealing. I do enjoy it in small doses on this show when men complain and gossip about one another- traits that are stereotypically assigned to females. The 'bro code' if one does exist is smashed on this show.
Chris was complaining about Ryan, MC Stevie about Kalon, Doug about Kalon...and Sean about noone..well because Sean is perfect..for me..i mean to me:)

Kalon's BS is unparalleled in Bachelor history. Stevie, Chris H, Doug AND Emily called him on it.
Emily wishes that he finds faith in something larger than his Prada shoes and rented helicopter. Amen sista. For the record, I doubt Kalon's shoes are that big;)

And the attitude of gratitude goes to........oh wait...there's a tie..to Sean ANC Chris. They both are very thankful to Emily for opening their eyes to true love. Chris is now a believer in true love...and Sean now believes that a woman can break up with him. But seriously.how awesome is Sean's mom when she sagely said that this will be healthy for him in the long run.

Chris (host) did ask Chris (bachelor) if he had anger issues. You know...I thought I saw a lot of anger in Chris' eyes too...hmm..well...seems like Chris switches to another less helping coping mechanism..of switching up partners faster than you can say Polish polka on the Bachelor bad. Perhaps the Bachelor pad will put a "one two three and one two three" back into his step. Hopa!

Can't say I've ever seen a full episode of the Bachelor pad...it seems like it is chock full on drama..it's like Big Brother, Wipe Out and Survivor all rolled into one.

A final word about Emily. Emily came out looking smashing in a rose coloured dress. I thought she could have chose a more classic shoe (perhaps like Kate's signature nude heel)...but nevertheless she looked gorgeous. She did use the very base metaphor of 'ripping him a new one' when speaking about Kalon. Sigh. Not elegant. However, she was lovely with Sean, graciously self depracating with Doug and pleasantly congenial with Ryan.

I heard a rumour (thanks Kristy's bf)..that Chris and Emily might have a thing..whah??????!!!!...is this the cause of her not being certain..and to add to that rumour..Chris chooses not to ask if she's engaged or in love. Perhaps he can't bear to hear the answer..or maybe she'll preset the final rose to him.

I can't get enough of this drama....can't wait till NEXT SUNDAY....only 6 more days!!
Until Sunday, I love this show!!!!

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