Wow-the season is a game changer.
Being a seasoned, dedicated viewer-the FODs hold a special ritual the FOD card is never turned down..andsometimes the woman says "lets go check it out" meaning I don't want to say yes right away but Yes.
This show the FOD meant the Fantasy hang out suite for a bit...but not even for all of them.
First..a google search tells me they're in the Carribean..I had no idea where Curacao is..except on some drink menus. I really need to read my "Complete History of the World Book" sometime.
First on the island..my vote for Emily...hunky, hulking, bulky, bicepy Sean. Sigh. He's the Thor of these Avengers. Sean and Emily had a beach day- some conversation..Emily wanted him to say the 143...but he held off. First some snorkeling. She said she had a nice dinner planned for him later. Where was the dinner? At the 'dinner ' date...I think Sean's luggage got lost because he was wearing the same shorts and another unfortunate v-neck tshirt. I prefer the crew variety. They really like letter writing on this episode.Sean wrote a letter to Ricky-sweet and heartfelt. I heart Sean..this letter trumped Jef's last week. EMily presented teh date card...and she says she wants to spend more time with him. Sean accepts more time..but..he doesn't say overnight...and he's down with that.
Sean is awesome. I like Sean.
Jef
Wow..what was Jef thinking when he packed those shorts. Were those PJ shorts. Emily is happy to see pj boy...the board a very windy sailboat..that tosses their hair around.but the appetizers on the plate seem to remain planted on the plate. I didn't get it..but I don't sail. They sail to shore..and somehow get to shore....by swimming? dunno..but they have a change of clothes. They do have a dinner to go to...Emily is wearing something sparkly (surprise)...and Jef had a change of clothes...Jef asks some hard hitting questions...the good questions..like where will we live, why don't things work out with you and other dudes (fyi..dumb question...especially if another single person is asking...)Emily repeats those questions to him. Apparently Emily is very mobile and will move her and Ricky. Emily says that he ignites self confidence in her. The only thing I find flammable about Jef is his hair product. Oops..that and when he burned Emily..she didn't get scorched from her self confidence but when he turned the down the date card faster than you could say hot tub. Ouch. Jef said that they had to bridle their passions...yep...that's his ranch talk. They did sit on the big comfy couch in the suite...it looked like the couch from the kids show.
Arie..
Arie is cute..and a great kisser...but when I see him..he kind looks like he's having an allergic reaction to something..like he' slightly stuffed up...maybe a sinus thing. Arie's the last date to arrive. I think Arie and Sean had the same shorts. To make up for the missed footage from teh fantasy overnight suites...there was ample time for Arie and Emily.. to kiss again and again and again. Emily and Arie go to swim with dolphins..but Arie pushes the dolphin away..toprotect Emily.
Now on to the date..they do have a dinner. Suprisingly Arie has a lot of questions..and he has some ideas about how to build a relatioship with Ricky. Sweet. Emily asked Arie some lifestyle questions..like when he gets up..Arie gets up around 9 am. And Arie eats out for every meal. Well..that will change if Arie rolls into Ricky's life-he willhave a rude awakening..way earlier than 9 AM:)
Most emotional deliberation ever..
I know this is a show, heavily edited, not grounded in toomuch reality..but I think Emily is quite genuine..and that she really felt a bit messed up. Well clearly she didn't think through her outfits. I think she forgot her matching sparkly top to her mermaid bottom..and decided to wear her Gap tank top..and all the jewellery she owned to detract from her plain top.
She looked a bit dazed when she was watching the video messages. I honestly thought it was going to be Sean the last man standing. Turned out he was teh first man sitting...in the car on the way to the airport! What? Sean? Why?????? Why Sean? Slow golf clap for Sean for keeping his composure in the car. What an elegant, eloquent, dignified exit.
I don't get it...I still don't get it. I heart Sean..for Emily I mean.
Next week....Men tell all...
And then..the finale is on a Sunday? What? What next...they give out carnations...My bachelor world is turned upside down.
PS I think Chris is trying to copy Jef's hair.
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