YAHOOOOOOO!!!! It’s back…the Bachelor…the Best Show EVER!!!!! Jason Mesnick from Seattle is back in Cali for some freshly-squeezed Bachelor goodness. And yes Jason exudes all that is right and good with the Bachelor. Freshly dee-umped, he’s back to find a connection and true love with the person who is there for the right reasons on this amazing journey. Super trooper love is going to find you.
We all know the drill. First there’s a little introduction bio about the Bachelor in his hometown. Jason is single and shirtless in Seattle who does pull-ups half naked in a gym. (Do I go to the World Health Club at the wrong time…how come I never see that??) He was jilted by Deanna Pappas after she let him drop to one knee to propose. (Bad Deanna bad!). But he’s back..in all the Bachelor glory. Then the bevy of bedazzled, bedecked and bejewelled beauties march out of the limos one by one to meet the Bachelor. Okay…first this inconvenient truth…when is the Bachelor going to go green?? Doesn’t California have strict environmental laws. They really need to lose the limos.
The other thing that needs to go is the animal print dresses…two at the cocktail party!!
I wanna hold your hand
The first dancing queen of the night was the teacher who quit her job teaching Spanish to have a chance at winning Jason’s heart. She grabbed Jason’s hands and proceeded to start to do a very awkward salsa right out of the limo starting gates. A much hotter version was done by Raquel (who speaks three languages and a little French..so wouldn’t that be four??)…dancing is her passion..so her and Jason did a little salsa by the pool.
Speaking of condiments Jillian from Peace River (go Alberta!!) brought her hotdogs (hopefully they were all-beef) to see if Jason would cut the mustard. He did. Wasn’t that mustard, ketchup analogy part of some email forward???
Dumb-inque…wow…she reports she’s usually quite serious but was being a bit silly. Has anyone ever heard of toe implants?? She is so cute…but really..she needed to stop talking and just smile. Who talks about ugly feet??Ewwww.
What was with was stalker Shannon with the crazy dental appliance and the detailed report on Jason’s life. Who knew Jason had a myspace page…gosh I feel a little crazy reading the Bachelor website.
I do think Renee showed some short-sightedness talking about her vision board. The Secret should have been kept secret. She sounded like a nutbar.
Stephanie-she had a sad story (and an eyelift or two)…but you know she seemed quite gracious. She was always very polite. She really did enjoy the bling..every part of her sparkled, gleamed or shone…her hairpin, iridescent setting powder, the high shine lipgloss, the matching shiny earrings/necklace…and her flowery, sequined floor length dress. She is a shiny and (now) happy person.
The cocktail party turned a bit toxic when a new twist was introduced….the Bachelor Ballot Box. To ensure future cattiness in the Bachelorette pad…the girls had to vote a girl to leave…So the girls were anxious to vote someone out….but the devil in this detail was that the girl with the most votes leaves with a rose and gets to stay on the show….So when Megan found out she got the most votes she was got a little la crosse with the girls. Future tensions will ensue.
But what do future this Bachelor episodes hold….Guess who’s making a comeback????? She’s back quicker than the time it takes for waxed snowboard to dry. Yup Deanna!!! She’s realized she’s made a mistake….and she comes back for Jason…Whaaattt??? Jesse is still crying for her on Youtube (sad clip by the say…I still heart you Jesse)and she left on a midnight plane from Georgia to LA. Looks like she wants another 15 minutes of fame. No Jason..don’t do it!!!!!!!
Looks like we have to wait and see…until next time Bachelor fans…
I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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