Wills leopard on leopard
What a rollercoaster.
I'm still recovering from Croatia's win on Saturday- although my telomeres are likely shorter and I likely experienced several hypertensive events...Yesssss....Croatia made it to the final 4! I had the faith (and they are my bet at the office e World Cup pool)
But like the 2018 World Cup the Bachelorette has been a series of upsets.
The group is off to the Bahamas where Becca picks her final 4- who go to hometowns.
They arrive to the Bahamas where Chris tells Becca - it's a 'huge' week. I'm not exactly sure what he means...but emotions and stress are running high as the men vy for Becca and a chance to put a ring on it.
I'm not sure who they hired for Becca's makeup but I think it was too heavy...the foundation and the blush...and of course she can't leave 'Merica without her eyelashes. Man she packs a lot of eyelash. I think Becca would looked gorgeous bronzed and beachy...since she likes flash..maybe a gold eyeshadow.
Okay..but back to the Bahamans.
First 1:1 date is with Colton.
Everyone's talking about Colton's virginity. And if I had a shot for every time Becca said conch, I'd need to get thee to emergency. They head on a catamaran...some guy who is not a pirate approaches and jumps on to show them how to dance and how to go diving for conch - which contains Bahamian viagra. It's a worm like looking substance that is likely high in collagen. Aphrodisiac? not likely...but I'd bet that it's very high in glycine....important for joint health.
So after 20 mentions of conch..they go sit at a table with plated food and Colton says he's a virgin...Becca excuses herself...likely cursing the conch she ingested...and has to think about Colton's virginity. Colton is not waiting for marriage..but he wants to present his 'gift' to the right person.
She gives him a rose..likely thinking that she's that person.
Garrett is the next 1:1
Garret has unbridled enthusiasm. he's pumped about his 1:1. They fly in a sea plane.
They talk.
He gets a rose.
(Garrett is boring)
Last 1:1 Blake
Those dance classes do pay off. Becca takes Blake to a beach party. Blake is so excited to get out from house arrest and he let's out all his dance moves that he learned from Arthur Murray. He tried to make it applicable for the Baha men's new single release. The couple also go up on stage uninvited by the band and annoyingly dance. Becca's getting her groove on and Blake is doing a mash up of every swing dance move he learned at class.
At the "dinner"- Blake opens up! He talks about his mom's infidelity and how he doesn't want to be like that. Becca swoons...and she says she's in Loooovvveee with Blake.
I don't get it.
But Blake gets a rose.
My 3 faves on a 3:1 Leo, Wills, Jason
They play some beach volleyball. Leo looks good with his hair up. Jason looks so cute in his green shorts and white t-shirt. And Wills style does not disappoint. He's looking fly..as usual.
Jason doesn't say he loves her . Gasp! what? Not yet? Becca is not sure if this is where it should be at.
Adorable Wills basically gives her a soliloquy telling her she gives him hope for love and kindness..omg I almost cried. I love Wills.
Leo says he can't give her a house but he can give her love..not to her but off camera. Perhaps Becca detected a scrub vibe..and she broke up with him beachside.
They ditch Leo...leave him at the beach. Maybe a big black boat will pick him up later and take him to the airport.
The two go for dinner....Becca decides to give the rose to ....JASON???????whah?????? She might have made a mistake with not picking Wills. I don't get it.
Wills is devastated...and has to exit the car so he can cry off camera.
Maybe he'll be the next Bachelor...pleasssseeeee!!!!!
Next week hometowns....one step closer to a Neil Lane diamond and Becca's Cinderella story
I'm also hoping that Croatia's Cinderella story comes true and the team comes home with an 18K FIFA World Cup trophy.
Until next week.....I LOVE THIS SHOW...(and GO CROATIA)
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