I Swear

that I love this show!!
But seriously...when there is 90s jamz...I'm even more in:)

Yeah!! New season!
Jo-Jo is back..she's got smokey eyes, a fab fake tan , a fresh ombre and   a glittery dress to greet the dudes...
Oh..but first she has a meeting of the bachelorette minds with Des, Caitlin and Ali...Caitlin was the most casually dressed of them all.(in high top Converse sneakers!).and had the most air time. Loved her toast "Enjoy each one"..nice.
Jo Jo gets ready...odd that she has her shoes on the bed.maybe to show they would be sparkly.Okay but on the the boys I mean men..and not Boyz II Men..All 4 One makes an appearance.

There were the requisite cheesey montages of the guys in their home towns..Grant the firefighter wonders if she will "light his fire" (soooo he can extinguish it?..didn't make sense). Jordan the former pro football player wants to know if he will be the #1 draft pick. I Swear the show employ writers that can harvest cliches and mine puns from any situation.
But not cheesy line for Evan the erectile dysfunction specialist in his hometown. How does he go from being a pastor to begin an erectile dysfunction specialist...and he administers injections? Does he have a medical background...but I wonder if he will rise to the occasion on this show:):)

Oh but Christian..raising his two brothers. Awwww. Christian..and wow you get up early to workout. 3:30. whoa.

Some super cute guys..and some..well..like the Bachelor superfan. Does he want to be on the show or does he want to be with Jo Jo...is he here for the right reasons?

Limo arrivals...
So many guys..
Dumbest comment might have gone to Grant..who told her.."I won't be like Ben and fall in love with two women..i will fall in love with only one girl. "Umm. yeah.there's only once choice here Grant.

Ali..holy..he has a lot of facial hair...super cute..
Robby brought wine. Like there won't be enough alcohol in the house.
James Taylor...great singer..kinda cute.
Daniel..seems goofy.and his occupation is Canadian.
Sal the operations managers..with the blue balls..(is that something Evan can help with?)
Chad..starts a few sentences with hey..seriously..can't you say Hello?
Jonathon..the 1/2 Scottish/1/2 Chinese guy...and his reference to the lower part of this body being Scottish..yeesh..thanks for clarifying.
I like Brandon the hipster.who has never watched the show. Love it:) He'll be refreshing.
Saint Nick came in saying Jo-Jo-Jo!! Clever...can't tell if he's cute. I wonder what was in the box he gave her.
The cocktail party
Oh Alex..and the push-ups...embarassing..only because I've done them myself at a few gatherings..but i didn't ask anyone to sit on my back...it's okay Alex..I've been there and we all make uncool mistakes:)
Daniel tried to explain to Jo-Jo about Damn Daniel...but he said "have you been following the internet the last 6 months". Who follows the internet. Damn Daniel you are not so smart.
Nor is he a smart dresser. Or he put his underwear and tie in the dryer. I'm embarrassed for Canada.
 And isn't Jonathan from Canada...oh..we are not representing:)Then Wells, brings All 4 One back to serenade Jo Jo..I wonder if All 4 One had a few drinks:) Did they have any other hits beside I Swear?
Ooo who was the guy with the awkward kiss? Was it Robby. That was SO. AWKWARD. I felt it through the TV.
But who made up for the awkwardness was Jordan. He came back for a second 1:1 time and a kiss. Good job Jordan.
Then we have Daniel...who wanted to strip down..and show his lats..and his teeny underwear. Makes a splash in the pool then walks around in his underwear for awhile. Best quote about Daniel "He's white Canadian wasted".hahahaha..is that a thing?
Chad seemed like he was angry at everyone...like a the mean guy criticizing everyone. He seemed to be sweet with Jo Jo though.
But Jordan gets the first impression rose! But as the Bachelor superfan noted "Remember Olivia got the first impression rose and she was left alone on a island" Hahaha. Maybe the bachelor superman can give Brandon the hipster some background to this show...Jo Jo says the kiss is so fantastic...AND she feels inspired to do squats.

Rose Ceremony..
Guess who rolls in ...it's a Bachelor throw back..Jake Pavelka!!!What?  Apparently he is family friends with Jo Jo...what? Is there some inner circle of Bachelor contestants? I'm about to form a conspiracy theory...Phew.he is just there to give advice..which i'm not sure what it was..or maybe it was just to let people know he's still looking for love...


The ceremony!
I don't know all these guys...but here is who got the rose!
Luke
Wells
James T.
Grant
Derek
Christian
Chad - he answered I do when she asked if he would accept the rose..hahahahaa
Chase
Alex
Robbie
Brandon(yay!)
James F- the boxer (Yay)
Ali
Saint Nick(is he cute?)
Will
James S..
Vinny
Evan- the ED specialist ( I have  feeling I'll be annoyed by him)
Daniel
In the previews...it looks like Chase has anger issues..and there will be blood spilled.

Until next week..
(I Swear) I LOVE THIS SHOW!