Monday, March 3, 2014

Women Tell Not Very Much

Sometimes I skip this episode. Historically, the women aren't very nice to each other and there are a lot of montages of unflattering moments. It's not the most uplifting of television viewing.

But first, we  have  a Bachelor success story and we all know that the Bachelor likes to celebrate their (few) success stories. I think we've examined every bit of Trista and Ryan...then Molly and Jason and now Sean and Katherine. They came on to tell everyone how happy they are. Katherine didn't seem as gushy as usual. And the fireworks comment. TMI.
Then there was another another odd movie promo..last week Fast and Furious..this week Muppets Most Wanted. JP makes a cameo in the promo...not suprisingly he did a good job looking quizzical. In other interesting news, Chris Harrison was trying to rock some scruff. The previous sentence sounded as awkward as scruff looks on Chris Harrison.

The girls really didn't turn on each other, they mainly turned on Juan Pablo. Well except for Sharleen and Renee. Sharleen probably is thinking that would be a good strategy for her to appear different and above this process. I think she also had to say some nice things to soften some of her comments "I wish I was dumber"...and she explained that statement by saying she wishes she didn't think so much. Yeah right. She looked very pretty.

 And Renee..Renee is usually the nice one. During Rennee's couch time with Chris she said "we were behind"...that sounds like game talk to me. This Bachelor process must be exhausting. Sidebar- I think Renee is pretty, but I"m not sure why her makeup repertoire consists of bronzer, mascara..and some ill chosen coral shade of lipstick (good call Anto). I think Renee is going for minimalist but it sometimes looks like 'just got out of bed'. And she's coyly said 'maaaay beee" when Chris asked her if she was in a relationship not sure why she didn't answer yes or no. Well that's good..glad she's happy..(not that you need a dude to be happy, but I think Renee really wants to find love)

The jist of the complaints is that JP wasn't straight forward. Well, I think not kissing someone you are interested in is straight forward. Lauren dimly stated that JP should act engaged..but if you don't want tsomeone to be fake why would by pretend to be engaged when you're not. Then Lucy the free spirit added that JP should have acted like he was in an individual relationship with everyone? Huh? No entiendo Lucy.

Andi toned down her commentary. She conceded she was interested in him, but then she felt insulted and disrespected..and chose to sleep off the rest of the FOD.

Cassandra chastised JP for taking Renee on a hometown. Whah? Why does she care if Renee is down with it?  I was mesmerized by Cassandra's make up job..looks like she's ready for the runway.

Are we bored yet?
JP came out. I liked his purple pocket square. He's says Ees okay a few too many times.
They show the bloopers.

There was not much to uncover in this episode. I think we have all we need to know about JP..except...
Who does he choose next week? why are both the girls crying?

With the exception of Women Tell All... me encante este show!!!

Next week promises to be 'explosive'...I wonder if they will be short explosions?












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