Brad is down to 3 and going on FODs

The FODs the fantasy overnight dates...are tradition for the Bachelor/Bachelorette..where the couples can go off camera and ah-hem..get to know eachother better

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Well.. Chantal's date did have Zooboomafu like qualities..educational. Lots of animal shots and commentary. There was a romantic date creekside with a hippo watching. She was sure Brad would protect her...yep Brad and the guide with a shotgun. Next the date card which she enthusiastically accepted and jumped up. Brad took her to a field and something was aFOOT....it was the Fantay Overnight Outide in a Tent. Yikes..teh bugs, the malaria, the lack of plumbing. But what happens in the fantasy suite.stays in the fantasy suite.

Next Elephant ride
Emily's dream comes true....Brad shows up with an Elephant!! Turns out they are also lucky in South Africa b/c she accepted the FOD card. Brad was very sweet in the suite and seemed to have honourable intentions and said he loved having Emily as a package deals. Awww.. shucks Brad...you have some sweet moments.

From sweet to sour
Ashley..what started out in her screechy saccharin way turned sour. Can't blame her..she didn't give Brad the answers he wanted...like "I 'll move to Austin for you"..so to make the date go b etter ?!!! he presented the card..and like the other girls..she had to read it aloud. Why do they need to read it aloud..like the audience nor teh bachelor don't know what's going on. It's like they have to pass a reading test to get teh key. So Ashley accepts..and they discuss romantic things like decor and mosquito netting. I think I heard crickets chirping.

Video messages...
Chantal "I want to take this sleep I meam leap of faith with you"
Emily" i feel self confidence and happiness with you" (hmmm what would psychologist Jamie say about that?
Ashley "I had confidence in what we had" I heard those crickets again.

Brad must clarify..so he takes all the stairs down to get Ashley , then back up the stairs to sit down an dtalk..he lets her go..thankfully doens't make her go down the stairs to the rose ceremony only for her to take them back up again...I mean..it's only a 2 hour show. I saw it coming...she even wore a ponytail to teh ceremony..i'm surprised she didn't kick it in Uggs and yoga pants and came sipping a Starbucks.

Emily and Chantal stay..and next week..WTA!!!!!! Women Tell All!!
Until then..I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!