BIBIANA

Don't be fooled by the roses (and time) she ain't got, she's just Bibiana from the block.

You know why I love Bibiana..she's bringing Northside to the Bachelor. One of my sister's friends in high school talked like Bibiana...or maybe 2 of them did...northside 4 Life.

This was standard Bachelor show...a lotta sparkle, some mystery and a head injury.

Becca K out of the gate with a surprise 1:1. Whoa was her date sparkly.
Ari picks up Becca on. bike and they meet Rachel Zoe who is in SUCH a sparkly gold jacket. And she outfitted Becca is some many drapey, crepey, gold lame-y dresses. Becca looked fabulous in each of them...Then some guy with sunglasses who looks like El Chapo comes up with a brief case and brings greetings from Neil Lane. I guess Neil only comes when the rings are being selected.
then they toast with some sparkly..and Becca gets to awkwardly (in spiky/shiney Louboutin heels)go back to the mansion with all her wares (and wears)  and she slips into a dress for the dinner.
Ari says he wants to spoil the girl from Minnesota...they don't eat , she gets the rose and then...dramatic large sparkly confetti fall from the ceiling.

ooooooo 1:1 for date 2...
Krystal and her voice get a hometown date...they go to Scottsdale..and they go to his house..which looks like it's been staged for sale. She gets the pleasure of watching his home movies. She seems thrilled with anything he offers..They meet his parents and brother and wife. She's presented with a. picture perfect family...Ari's mom doesn't seem overly warm...Then they leave..and Krystal tells Ari about her non-traditional upbringing over some two plates that have been food styled. He seems lovely and open and caring..but that he wants to rescue her (sweet I guess..but kinda Disney). It just seems like she will take anything and makes no demands of him...maybe she is broken..but gurrrrrrl you gotta rescue yourself (and as Bibiana wisely states later). 'You gotta check yourself first'.  Word.
Surprise the is a private concert but a Bachelor breakout star (aka no-one has heard of this person) Connor Duermt. she's holding onto Ari..he then tries to dance with her..but she just wants to hug this out.

Bash-elor demolition
As fun as it would be to smash things..this seems like a whiplash waiting to happen..and that neck protector. That was a neck protector? That looked like one of these things people put behind doors to stop a draft.
Seine won the smash up. Brittany wasn't feeling  well after. Which what we find out later that she had to be checked out my medical professionals. But the journey to true love waits for no-one so they all continued with the post party wrap up.
Bibiana queso is starting to slip off her galleta. She is getting angry about not getting time...but not making time. Chelsea - who has. big secret - tells Ari she has a child and that is why she is mysterious. Did anyone think she was mysterious? Sarcastic? Yes. Mysterious. Not really.  You know who I wonder about is Becca. You know why I like her? not just because she's adorable...but she isn't losing it over her time or lack thereof....she's truly experiences cliffhangers..and she gives off the impression that her thoughts on all this is "whatevs".

Cocktail Party aka. Krystal Interruptus

I'm starting to dislike Krystal..I don't think she control her annoying voice...but her not providing many details makes some of the girls so jealous..and I think she's aware of that.  And she has professed to being a smitten kitten. I'm not sure I've ever seen a smitten kitten. Aren't cats generally indifferent? Ari gives Brittany a certificate of "Most Hardcore". Umm Ari..the prize in this show is a a rose...noone cares about your certificate that you printed at Staples.
Seinne is the break-out star..she gorgeous, Yale educated and well-travelled. Kendall the taxidermy collector appears to be wearing another dress that was fashioned by a shower curtain.
Bibiana was interrupted by Krystal. Bibiana lays it all out to Krstyal..that she doesn't believe her fake-a$$ voice. And that maybe she should do a workout, some meditation and reflect on what she's done. Bibiana is like the union leader of the Bachelorettes fighting or equal opportunity for all sisters in the house. Solidarity!!

Roses are handed out...all I care is that Bibiana gets one!! I'm not sure how much he has to offer that is interesting..when she had an opportunity to talk to Ari..she didn't ask any questions..Teh graphic artist who was let go walked out without hugging Ari...she was burnt that Kendal was chosen over her..Oh well..Kendall did reassure Ari that she's never killed any of her animals. And isn't that a normal reassurance on a date:)

Until next week
I LOVE (BIBIANA and) THIS SHOW