Reality meets Fantasy

OMG the FOD, MTA and men that are OCD!!

So this is hopefully where the rubber:) hits the road..we've got the Fantasy Overnight Dates, reality meets fantasy and where Trista (the Bachelorette extraordinaire) once so eloquently stated "you gotta test drive before your drive".

We're all in the Bahamas for some fun fun fun in the sun, water and sand to see if the connections are real.

Jeremy: Fastrack to Fantasy
Jetski, sit down for dinner, don't eat,then go to the Fantasty Suite, close door. OOps..forgot that he did say he was already in love with Deanna. Yawwnnnnnn...Next fantasy.

Jason: Kayak and a snack (again..no dinner)
Jason wins for most enthusiastic bachelor. He always runs toward Deanna...like he runs toward Ty. He does say they are the two most important people in his life.(Deanna likes that). They try to kayak for about 10 m...then stop for a snack..where they discuss food preferences (yes the stuff a marriage is based upon)...then off to prepare for the dinner date. Jason professes his feelings with interjections of kissing....and again the two don't eat. These Bachelorette chefs must be feeling spurned by this point, noone is eating their meals!! Jason doesn't even finish reading Chris' invitation to forgo their individual suites and casts it aside...hops up and skips off to the fantasy suite. I'm sure he burned a lot of calories on this date..and on very little fuel.

Jesse: Clip clop he don't stop
Jesse gets the most challenging date....They get to ride horseback along the ocean shore. Who is Director of the romantic affairs at the Bachelorette. Well..Jesse takes it in stride and along they gallop till dinner. Jesse and Deanna clean up and get rid of the wet horse smell and meet for dinner. Umm what was with Deanna's headband contrasting in colour, pattern and style with her blouseny top?? No matter to Jesse..the dude wears pink shoelaces with a suit jacket...Jesse fakes reluctance at the FOD invitation and freaks Deanna out. Off they go....to consumate...I mean further converse about life in Colorado.

Okay..this is no joke..this was the most SHOCKING rose ceremony ever!!!! I mean ever!!
She cut Jeremy loose...she snubbed perfection. Wow..I'm impressed..I didn't think Deanna had it in her...but I felt for the poor guy. But...this was the first time he opened himself up to vulnerability..on a competitive reality show...perhaps not the most fertile ground place to sow seeds of healing and growth. I think the show played on his competitive side, but toyed with his fragile emotional state. Godspeed Jeremy.

The Men Tell All
Wow...the 'men' are back....That was one of the most entertaining tell alls in all Bachelor/Bachelorette history. Chris Harrison is fabulous unscripted..who knew?? Could he be the next Oprah?? I think he managed Jeremy's interview exceptionally and balanced Grahams' interview with intense questioning and tactful humour. I think Graham truly was not that into Deanna b/c Deanna was into herself enough for the both of them. Sensitive Jeremy still loves Deanna. Deanna pours salt into his open bleeding heart by telling him she knew after she spent FODs with Jason and Jesse. Paul from Edmonton makes his cameo by saying the only way he could get close to Deanna was by taking a bubble bath in her tub at the house. Aww....Canadians always taking backseat. Socrates the barber has issues that he is not yet confronting..he's still po'd at Jeremy. Dude..the show is over and Jeremy didn't even get picked. What is up with Ron the barber..maybe he's inhaled too much perm solution over the years. Speaking of hair, kungfu Sean was looking dapper...but still can't let go of his voluminizing mousse. His hair is so big somemone should call him Puffy. Oh...and the best for last...my darling Fred....he got asked out on a date and accepted....the poor guy doesn't know we'd be way better together!!!

Until the next week...the finale (I can't believe it's almost over)......good night Bachelorette fans!!!
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