Deanna tells y'all

The Rose Report: Deanna tells y’all

The Bachelorette rocked it again with another two hour episode.
The first hour was a fireside chat with Chris man-o a mano, with vignettes about each of the six men left. Again, the woman does all the work. There is no “men tell all”. Deanna must tell y’all what and who is going down..and how it’s supposed to get done. Bachelorette style. Deanna’s theme song is Straight Up (a la Paula Abdul). She’s all about the “straight up now tell me are you really gonna love me forever or are you just having fun”.
My most favourite hometown profile hands up (kung fu style) is Sean’s. Let us bow down to the beautiful martial arts master. Not only does he have a top martial arts school, but he also takes his beauty/hygiene/fitness/cars/clothing/luggage very seriously. Can you believe this guy?? He tans (to look slimmer), the sweats in the sauna (to take the water weight off) and he’s a momma’s boy…..who lives down the street from his mom!!!
Jeremy’s perfection is a bit much….he’s perfectly chiselled, makes a lot of money, he does all extreme sports, races motorbikes…yawwwwn. He seems to have a flat affect…I’m wondering if he has a depressed mood (sad about his parents though)….but there are way more colourful bachelors to date!!!
Twills likes to draw and has a dated computer…so what does he really do?? What is a debt manager? Is that like a bill collector? Oh and he draws..but did you notice none of his drawings never made the show..you’d think that he would have drawn a picture of Deanna…

One more thing….how long do Trista and Ryan need to be the Bachelorette poster children? Come on…for the first time I heard…’the first Bachelor family’. I’m surprised Trista and Ryan named their child Max….I thought it should be Chris.

Onto to finding true love among the Palms
Off Deanna and the six guys are off to Palm Springs. There are no instant death dates here, Deanna lets the boys relax because she has a BIG decision to make. Who are going to be the Fantastic Four?

We get up in the gondola, down and dirty on the ATVs, then a little side to side at Old Blue Eyes. So atop the hills of Palm springs Sean is going to bust his move (after he stops talking about himself). He allows himself to have a bit of sweets in Deanna’s suite..and all goes well. He seems to be a front runner. She said she would have given a rose out to him if she had one..What???? Deanna..the sauna, the momma…noooooo don’t let him be in the final four!!!!!!!!!

Deanna and the dudes in the dunes
Incoming chopper. The boys get dropped in the desert by helicopters. But Twills gets the willies in the helicopter. Poor guy gets motion sickness. Bet this is the one time that Deanna was happy that a man held back what he was feelingJ
Jesse impressed Deanna with his quadding prowess (is it called quadding if it’s in the sand?) I’m gonna lay it on the line. I came to the Bachelorette to watch and to be entertained, but I think I fell in love. I think I want Jesse to win. Twills was hanging back in his own little sandy world. Deanna was surprised Jason took it easy….the man has a child back home..Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Good on Jason for not taking any crazy risks.

They Way You Look Tonight
Perfect. Jeremy looked perfect and acted perfectly…can someone hand this guy a mistake?

Where’s the Cocktail party?
Deanna is turning Bachelor/Bachelorette tradition on its head. How come she gets to change the rules? But Deanna is certain. She doesn’t need no booze or schmooze to help her with her decision. It was a nailbiter. I thought she was going to turn Jesse lose because he didn’t kiss her. But no…Jesse made it through!!!! Yay Jesse!!!!!! Twilley and Master Sean get the sorry limo ride .Both had elegant and eloquent exits.


Until next week!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!