It got weirder.

Whoa. Ben. Jamaiacan yourself crazy.

In a really big nut shell..it got nuttier.
It's the FODs...at the Sandals' resort in Jamaica. It looked pretty nice there...When I see Sandals commercials on TV it seems so cheesy...like it is trying to sell a classy vacation...where the the adult commercials showcase women who are always sipping champagne or about to lead a conga line and the men have very little abdominal fat and wear their shirts very unbuttoned and are about to eat some flambed meat.

But back to the show...I can't get into too many deetz since I have an early morning tomorrow.
Cailla...i just had a feeling that she was way more unsure  because she was way too into hime..make sense? It seemed on their chill raft ride that the feelings ran cold. They sipped some coconut water and then were getting ready for dinner...which they didn't eat because she was busy saying she loved him...and she thought she'd get the needed "time" time with Ben. He says he has something for her. Love it..the room key is for her...not for him..She accepts...and then..fireworks..lots of fireworks..the producers had to do something to create a spark. hahaha..i know ...i'm reaching here..but I could sense this was going nowhere..permanent. they have a great night..and drink black coffee in the morning..and they are served breakfast....and they sit holding hands on the balcony..but then he has to go..to sleep with .i mean on another date.


Lauren
What is up with Lauren and her walking...Heels aren't the easiest to walk in..but she's in wedges..and she always looks like she's trying to steady her balance..you think her balance would be great with all the flight attending she does...
Well she did navigate the date well.
Baby turtles. They save some baby turtles. CUTE. Okay..what are the analogies...20 000 turtles saved...20 seasons of the Bachelor...the turtles need to be rescued, some of the women need to be rescued...AND they both need a hard shell to survive this show.
back to the date...
 She wasn't sure if she was going to spend the night or tell him she loved him..but she did..AND he says he loves her too!! She's so happy...and Ben says.."she has qualities of my future wife"...whoa Ben ..easy..we have a few weeks left.
They hit the fantasy suite..he draws the sheers..nto the heavy curtains..lights out..but mikes still on. I wonder how long they have to keep the mikes on.
Although Ben is in love with Lauren..tomorrow is a new day and he must focus on...

Jo Jo.
The wardrobe choice of Jamaica is extra cut off jean shorts. Jo Jo wins for shortest shorts...Ben thinks he's not sure he can keep Jo Jo..unless he has family approval..hmm..i wonder how long that thought will last. They take a helicopter ride!! to the YS falls. They are mesmerized. I interrupt this rose report for a dose of ethnocentrism...but those falls got nothing on  http://www.np-plitvicka-jezera.hr/en/ ...
Okay..back to the show..they jump in (of course)..kiss in the falls.. I keep getting distracted by Ben's tattoo...does anyone know what it says..i got my big fancy TV and I still can't read what's on his tattoo....and then go back for dinner. They discuss the family situation...Jo Jo thinks her brothers are being protective..and will love him..mmm...i'm not so sure after the Lauren spectacle....He presents the date card..she says yes!! and they have their own hot tube. Whoa..Jo Jo..looks amazing in a bikini...
They spend the night..the next morning...I'm thinking Jo Jo packed her Anastasia brow whiz in her overnight bag.because her eyebrows looked perfectly filled in  as the night before.


And then...the surprise.
Call comes to visit...i watched the whole scene with a bad feeling for her. She surprises Ben! Ben surprises her with telling her he's not as into her and he loves two women. that's a one two punch.
She leaves..but then almost jumps out..to say "when did you know"..Ben someone talks his way out of that one..she still loves him..and hugs him good by..and her mantra whilst driving around the big SUV in the small Sandals compound..was "I was ready, I was ready"...


The rose ceremony- two roses..noone goes.
The girls look lovely..Lauren manages to saunter in  in the same wedges. Jo Jo and Lauren talk to each other. Like seriously..what the? how do you just shoot the breeze..i shake my head.

Ben walks in..they both get roses..and he toasts to the women he loves.

Can it get weirder next week?? He loves two women..but can he pick one?? and who does he call on his cell phone..more hotline bling???

Until next week...the WTA...I LOVE THIS SHOW!