Andi's back...alright!...??

It's the Bachelorette..season #2456
Sombre intro..Eric Hill...a bachelor on the show died..and the season is dedicated to him..

I'm not sure about Andi...I like the way she tried to get Juan Pablo to communicate...but with all her cross examining skills...she couldn't get him to talk.
Well...eees okay..because Andi's got the gig.
She's quit her job, moved to LA...to find her husband!!! (sarcastic exclamation marks)

Andi is pretty enthused about the process.  The show opens with Andi's looks from business to bad-a$$. They show her in her office, err court wear..then she goes on ride alongs with police officers wearing a really oversized windbreaker...I guess they don't make small windbreakers down south.
But..back in the law court (with noone besides her, the judge, a court reporter..she asks to approach the bench..then her next shot is her packing up her degree and a binder to shelve the career for awhile) 'cause ladies finding a man is a full-time job.

Andi arrives in LA..and her sister arrives too..to..umm..help her decide between the bedazzled or the bejweled dress. Andi ditches the dress that makes her look like an Oscar statuette..and goes the jewelled one. Andi likes to sparkle. I loved her gold-yellow eyeshadow. So the sister helped her with the zipper..then she disappeared.

Well..now Andi goes to meet the guys.her previous job as a crown prosector (mainly drug cases) was to put the bad guys away...kinda like the weeding out (pun intended:) of the guys not suitable for her..not sure if she's going to put on a windbreaker for that..

Oh..not sure if it's just me..but didn't Andi say "I could find my husband her about 15 times?" Maybe she's got that on her vision board.


And here come the hodge podge of guys from the limo...quite a selection from Boyz II Men. The remarkable ones were..


Marcus..the sport medicine manager..i missed it .what does he manage? He gave her a pitch..he has a lot to give and offer..and God will forever. Whoa..that's a lotta medicine Marcus. He looks good in his suit.

JJ Pantsaprenuer: ..he's excited to be on this "love quest"...seriously..this show is too much..(I wonder who will wear the pants in the relationship)

Marquel- also a sporty dude..but I'm not sure what he does..but he's super cute..and I loved his shirt Gingham style!!!! He says he was her to complement her...aww...smooth as buttah Marquel..I even love his name!
Tasos..the wedding event coordinator....how appropriate.. He's a bit much..he wants to visit lovers bridge in Paris....but they put a lock on the mansion gate..and then Andi throws it in the fountain...
Cody..peronsal trainer with a turned up sport jacket.comes in pushing the limo..Andi jokes about what kind of personal trainer he is if he is huffing after pushing the limo. Ahem..he was pushing a limo...a bit critical Andi..he's beefy but he's enthusiastic..he seems like he would require a bit of a makeover...he's probably a bit lost when it comes to fashion unless he's in an Underarmour store.
Dude I mean Steven-the snowboard guy..i get longish hair..but he needed a bit of a clean up..
Rudie..Attorney..."May i approach the bachelorette"..so awkward..i felt he would be approaching the exit
Carl...firefighter Fort Lauderdale..:)
Jason..ugent care physician..with a Katie Holmes bob..made a diagnosis of a fever..because Andi looks hot...i had a bout of nausea
Emil...pronounce anal with m..ummm...not sure what to say about that..but I think he was going to get a swift kick in the Emil
Brett..hairstylist with a lamp because his mom told him not to arrive empty handed..how about using a five finger discount...what do you say.."Thanks for stealing for me" sigh...maybe it is a fulltime job to find a husband..

Ron- beverage sales manager.. tells her he's going to go inside and"gonna go grab a drink"..he's always on the job
Bradley...opera singer...looked slightly dishevelled..his top shirt button was unbuttoned..maybe he doesn't like to restrict his pharynx...do you think he has mondo like Sharleen did?
Josh B.. the telecommunications manager..what is that? Telus call agent?
Nick s..pro golfer seems like he's got somethin'..maybe he's got game?
Brian..starts with a wow..basketball coach from Pennsylvania..he seemed cute and sincere..I think I like him
Andrew i'm a social media marketer..most adorable smile..
Mike..bartender aka camps..he has not seen a hairstylist in awhile
Eric..explorer..cute..he gave her Peruvian dolls..he's cute..i feel sad :(
Josh..former pro baseball player..he seems confident but whoa! I'm blown away by his pearly whites

Cocktail party
Marquel...who is adorable..brings a basket of cookies and has her taste them. Then he has her focus on the black and white cookie. Love him.
Nick has a really tight shirt on. Pantaspreneur gave her the first pair of pants he made. Tasos speaks limited French with her..and tells her he wants "juice with ice cubes". I think Andrew and Patrick have some mutual admiration and perhaps a budding bromance. Josh seems sweet.
Wait a minute..there's an intruder!!!
There is a trespasser who wants to meet Andi..and it's Chris! And he really wants to meet her..Umm why didn't he apply. What a weirdo stalker.
Chris brings this option to Andi...Andi doesn't want to offend the 25 men so she declines...she likes to follow the rules.
Back at the party.
She talks to Marcus who seems culturally confused..he's Polish..his first language..but he doesn't speak Polish..but grew up with German..but doesn't know much about that either. I'm suddenly more impressed with the guy who can ask for juice with ice cubes en francais. Marcus looks better when he doesn't speak.
Oddly, Andi awards the first impression rose to Nick who made a lasting impression on her.

Rose ceremony..
I agreed with most of the choices. I kinda think Cody might be a loose canon..but maybe when he gets back into he active wear he'll feel less uptight. Happy Marquel and Josh M got a rose.

Josh B the telecommunications guy did not fare so well...he gave an unflattering monologue...who said "this is stupid..and I'm embarassing the f$#% of myself"...Ah Josh...whatcha gonna do. Hopefully as Telus says "The future is friendly"..godspeed.

Whoa..looks like there is drama this season.
Until the next sparkly episode...I love this show!!