I love Lucy

The show opens with JP appearing like a doting dad..feeding his child oceanside. I found it odd that he tried to put chicken in her mouth when she was kind of lying down. Camila likely doesn't have a problem with dysphagia, but one would normally feed a child that is feed a child who is not seated upright. But he gets her to have a piece of pollo before he goes off on his amphibious date.

Back at the manion,Chris Harrison in a poor sartorial choice...a quasi colour blocked - more like a two tone blue shirt. Odd..looked a little country but not really. Chris produced a date card...for Cassandra..Love is a Wild Ride.

Cassandra seems to get confused when she has a lot of thoughts in her head. They say that something needs to be repeat something 20 times to remember something..which is approximately the number of times Cassandra told the camera how long it was that she had a date.
Cassandra gets dropped off for her date..and they hop into a funny looking car. They go for a cruise..then..JP whips onto the sand..bad Venezuelan park job? Heck no, the car is also a jet ski/boat/floatation device. Ahh JP..first tobogganing sans helmet now cruising in your 'car boat' sans life jacket. The zip through the water..and off to a real boat...why? dunno..so they can jump into the water and swim around their car boat. They kiss..carside.

JP who is becoming known for trying to make people feel comfortable. He likes to look 'em in the eyes and tell them "I'm here, look at me".  Then he makes them do something to break the ice..and it's usually something Venezuelan..'cause that makes everyone feel at ease. JP takes Cassandra back home to cook for her (good move)..then the relaxing part..they are gong to dance! His way..the salsa..but Cassandra is former NBA dancer..so it should come naturally. What does Cassandra currently do?

Cassandra gets the rose!

Group date: Soccer
Ok. Sigh. JP looks looks pretty smokin' playing soccer. Sweat looks good on JP as he's playin with LA Galaxy players. Those are some pretty solid thighs, I mean soccer moves JP.
The girls play a little soccer..they get decent shorts..but all have gold sports bras. They play against eachother. Sharleen takes a hits..but nothing to damage her vocal career. JP helps out team blue.

Soccer is over..I think the red team Juan..I mean won!
JP says..time to get ready for the afterparty at the stadium. This is what I wonder about the Bachelor..so do the women bring all their stuff there and get ready at the Stadium. These girls must be expert packers. Did they full shower? Hmmm..I wonder about these details.
They look great..and hang with JP at the stadium..there's one on one time in the stands, on the field..and even in the kitchen (where Andi gets to kiss JP by a cooler in the short order area)...Kissing JP in a freezer would probably still be hot.
Sharleen and JP are on the field...I'm not sure what JP thinks about Sharleen. He says he has mondo.and class..but that white dress she had one kinda shouted Alexis clubwear to me.(Phase III West Ed for all you non-Edmontonians). She tells JP that it feels organic with him....hmm whaddya mean Sharleen  free-run? yes he is, pesticide free? hope so, Hormone free? (nope..heh heh)..ooohhhh she means natural. I wasn't sure JP would get it..but he did. So she tried to get her organic on with JP on the fake grass...she seemed a bit more into it than he did, she asked for a re-take.
Not natural enough to get the rose...Nikki was the natural choice!

Mac dad (JP) will make you (Chelsea) want to jump jump!!
JP comes to pick up Chelsea.and you guessed it...he wants to make he feel comfortable (aka do something he likes to do)..so they listen to some Spanish music and car dance. Then to further make her comfortable..they go eat some Venezuelan food..some arepas, some melted cheese and apparently Venezuelan orange juice. JP loves that she digs the food from back home. Naturally the next thing to do after a full stomach is to jump off a bridge (this is the doting dad right?).
Here comes the metaphor date! Love is about trust therefore (insert risky date) activity. In this case it is tandem bungee jumping off the bridge. JP comforts Chelsea and they jump!
Then after the jump..they clean up (where?) and head to city hall courtyard  for dinner alfresco. JP wants be loved by Camila and Chelsea just wants to be happy. Well that's enough for a rose..JP can tell she's maternal so a rose..but that's not all...we have another private concert! Ain't no salsa concert. JP tries anyway..apparently just like the polka, you can salsa to anything. JP is a vaquero!

The most important meal of the day

Well okay, the research doesn't support that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but it's important that JP sees the girls without their rose face on..and surprises them with??!! you guessed it a Venezuealan breakfast..a round of arepas for everyone. Gotta say se ve muy bien en la cocina!
Surprise...no cocktail party..JP wants everyone to relax and have a pool party!!  A round of cheers for JP. The usual shenanigans at the pool party. Obvious kissings, a few meltdowns and some gossip. And you can bet your empanada that Renee will be counselling someone in the bathroom. Chris comes in (with a better shirt) to say there still will be a rose ceremony.  The girls change..and it's time for the ceremony. Eliza  looked crazily bedazzled in that dress. What does he see in her? Lucy and Kristy get sent home. Kristy said it's really hard for her to open up, I think it's really hard for her to walk in heels.

Best line goes to Lucy.."I hope everyone gets what they are looking for because everyone deserves it"..
Awww Lucy..one love.

Until next week..me encanta este show!